AN ANGEL IS TALKING TO ADAM,THE ANGEL SAYS ADAM,WE ARE MAKING A WOMAN FOR YOU.ADAM SAYS WHATS A WOMAN?THE ANGEL SAYS THATS WHAT WE WILL CALL HER.ADAM SAYS WELL WHAT WILL SHE DO FOR ME?THE ANGEL SAYS ANY GOOD THING YOU ASK HER TOO. INCLUDING A CLEAN HOUSE TO COME HOME TO,THREE HOT MEALS A DAY,MAKING LOVE TO YOU,WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.ADAM IS LIKE(WOW)THAN THE ANGEL SAYS NOW ADAM ITS GOING TO COSTS YOU.ADAM SAYS HOW MUCH?THE ANGEL SAYS ONE ARM AND ONE LEG.ADAM SMILES REAL BIG AND SAYS WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB.2.DOUGLAS RAY,ALWAYS WANTED A TALKING PARROT SINCE HE WAS A YOUNG BOY,HIS GIRLFRIENDS KNOWING THIS,SURPRISED HIM WITH A PARROT ON THANKSGIVING DAY.NOW THE PARROT WAS,NT RAISED IN A CHRISTIAN FAMILY.HE WAS INSULTING.RUDE AND,SARCASTIC.NOW DOUGLAS RAY,LIKED THE PARROT.SO HE TRIED TO TEACH THE PARROT.EVERY GOOD THING HE COULD.BUT THE PARROT WAS TO STUBBORN.THE PARROT MADE HIM SO ANGRY THAT HE PUT THE PARROT IN THE FREEZER.AFTER 3 MINUTES.HE OPENED THE DOOR AND LET THE PARROT OUT.THE PARROT SAYS I TAKE IT BY YOUR ATTITUDE AND ACTIONS I SOMEHOW OFFENDED YOU.DOUGLAS RAY SAYS YOU DID.THAN THE PARROT SAYS CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?SURE.THE PARROT SAYS WHAT DID THE TURKEY DO.